Dear FedEx,
What kind of asinine operation are you running where a delivery person would leave several hundred dollars in mobile electronics on a front porch--without ringing a doorbell!? Without requiring a signature!? Are you stupid? That is not a rhetorical question; I would really like to know.
Sincerely,
Teresa
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Dear Young Woman Who Answered When I Called HomeBoy's Number,
Don't let me see you in the street.
On second thought, DO. Do let me see you in the street.
I wish you would let me see you...
So Serious,
The Angry Woman Who Paid for That Phone
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(And now I can laugh about it...not right now, but soon.)
