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Showing posts with label excerpt. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Made up words



Scene: In Urban Outfitters. T, friend and HomeBoy looking around.
**

Friend:  
I like UO, but sometimes it's hit or miss.

T: 
(picks up cluch with tiny bow) Hit.

Friend: 
 (picks up faded, floral thing) Miss.

T:  
It's cool for inspiration, but they try too hard.  Then again, I've never been a fan of buying new things that look used.  It's...it's faux-thentic.

Friend: 
Yeah, and it's overpriced. (chuckles) I like that, "faux-thentic."

T:  
If I see something in UO that I like, I always want to cross check with my grandma, my mom and aunts to make sure they don't already have the very thing I'm looking at.

Friend: 
Good idea. (picking up some pattern covered thing) I wish they had more of their furniture in-store.  I really like the whole Anthro, UO aesthetic.

T: 
They are very similar.

Friend: 
 They're owned by the same people.

T:  
Really? I didn't know that - explains a lot.  It's like the Banana, GAP, Old Navy trifecta.

Friend:  
Exactly. UO is a step down from Anthropologie.  It's like the GAP.

T: 
 Well, I wish they would get a move on that Old Navy version because this is still too much.

Friday, February 19, 2010

I'll Make You Famous




This must be the fun part about being a teacher – the ludicrous interaction with younger folks makes for great sound bites, or transcripts as it were. Below, a text message exchange between me and a younger one.



HER: Get a twitter

ME: U mean a twitter account? I’ve been trying not to.

HER: Why? I’m bouta delete my fcbk. I hate it. It took me 10 min to figure out how to log off.

ME: Oh no! I’ve heard that more ppl r opting out of fb in favor of twitter.

HER: Yea cause it’s simple. And fun. All u do is tweet in reply to someone or tweet about something stupid u saw or heard. Or anything really. And u could feel closer to celebrities because they really be on there.

ME: That’s what’s missing from my life! Feeling closer to celebrities!

HER: Haha. And being close to me.

ME: That’s a better reason. U should have led with that one.


*I’ve seen facebook abbreviated as “fb” but never “fcbk” – until now. I think I know why.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Kids these days...

The following is an exchange via text between myself and one of my adolescent relatives:



ME: I need an update. How r u doing? What's going on with school stuff? Non-school stuff?

RELI: I'm pretty sure I passed all my classes this semester... I just gotta nu fren named ______... & everything else still sux.

ME: Passed everything? Even ur "i-hate-this-the-teacher-is-wack-im-not-learning-anything-im-not-majoring-in-this-anymore" English class?

(nothing)

ME: ...???

RELI: Srry i was txtin my english teacher cuz i aint go 2skool 2day. He tol me i did really well on my exam. So yea...

ah, youthful optimism!

Monday, November 16, 2009

The soul of wit


He asked
how I got such long lashes.
I said
I water them regularly.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

A Peculiar Kind of Optimisim



An excerpt from a recent conversation with one of my sisters:


"I have good news!"

"What?"

"I went to the doctor today and found out that I have poison ivy."

"You're stupid."

"I thought there was a parasite living under the surface of my skin."

"Well, in that case."