the closest i may ever get to being on Inside the Actors Studio

I would LOVE for you (whoever "you" are) to repost and reply to these questions - in the comments or on your respective blog spaces (just please let me know if you do, so I can come look.)

1. What is your favorite word?
(You ask this of a writer? Are you serious?) "love"

2. What is your least favorite word?
"can't"

3. What turns you on?
wit

4. What turns you off?
intolerance

5. What is your favorite curse word?
hell

6. What sound or noise do you love?
thunderstorms

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
awkward silence

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
acting

9. What profession would you not like to do?
shoe-shining

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"I understand."