bye,bye, brrrdie...(or) true colors...(or) what!

the transformation episode is always so revealing. here's where we get our first look at who's flexible and who's full of it, who's confident and who's covering up, who's been putting on and who's brave enough to take it off…

Of course, the most dramatic makeovers are the most memorable, and I don't mean dramatic in appearance only. I'm not psychic or anything, but I knew Nenna was going to have to take it all off. She looks fabulous, of course, and after rocking a photo shoot pretending to be bald, I guess she convinced the panel so much they had to see it for real. Moxie Molly Sue looks fierce in her new cut; they were smart to leave the color as is, I think. She loves it, and I think it would have shown even more in the photo if Mr. Jay didn't do the shoot in “Studio 54 - below”. Furonda stayed in the mirror after her do was done. Clearly, a confidence booster for her; she became so confident, in fact, that she distributed a list of rules for the girls. Careful! That may be why Rapunzel was locked in a room alone (I'm just saying). Jade showed her true colors when she didn't get the length that Furonda did. Her drastic change probably says that the panel believes she has enough confidence and fashion-forward sense to pull this thing off. But Jade's not too shift; she turned this covert compliment into a disaster when she began complaining! For the record, Jade, you don't know what you're talking about; your facial features are much too strong for a long ridiculous weave - you would have looked a mess (There, feel better?) PS, Jade - the “eyes” comment was bogus. If Gina can't use it as an excuse, you definitely cannot.
Weave seemed to be the word of the day because Furonda wasn't the only one who was made lock-a-licious. Leslie and Daniel both got more tracks than a Prince CD - double disc. For Joanie, Kari and Brooke it appears that less is more. A little color and a little cut made a big impact. Sara's cut looks really good on her; she's a rocker who just doesn't know it yet. And poor Wendy! She's cute, but a bit fowl-looking, so what did they do for the girl who already shares some semblance to a cockatoo? They made her hair look like feathers - not a good look. Know how you can tell it was a mistake? Tyra changed her hair in the middle of panel (she knew she was wrong.)…
How about Mr. Jay's fashion word scramble? “You are urban-glam-chic”, “You are simplistic-soft-chic”, “You are punk-pretty-cute”, “You are bohemian-high-fashion.” You are…crazy! I think he just picked words from a hat. (You're vintage-modern-complex-simplistic-layered-bare-haute-couture-street! Whatever, Jay!)…and nigel started to sound like kanye west, "Brooke..everything about you is wrong, but it's so right!" he's basicly like, "You're not pretty, but that's why people will look at you." what do you call that nigel? car-wreck appeal?...
I wish I had been wrong about Wendy's sad face because Jade needed to go home last night, but alas! It is a television show, isn't it? And Jade may not hit the mark as top model, but she's dead on for “arch-nemesis.” Bye, Bye, Birdie, guess they couldn't risk the ratings.=+(